Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines
Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men
Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On
Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores
Lack of Brains Hinders Research
Sausage Lands Grandmother in Jail
Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator
Child's Death Ruins Couple's
How to Combat That Feeling of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs
Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
Chicken Banned From Crossing the Road
Falling Limb Injures Man at Golf Championship
Suspect: Bombs Not Meant to Harm
NJ Judge to Rule on
Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim
Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space
Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish
Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls to Slow Down Male Tennis Players
Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free
Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope for Peace
Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store
Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side
