Today's Quote

"I'll tell you how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said "Gee, we're enjoying the crime and the poverty but it isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni

Blonde on the Job

A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. She asked,"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief.

"Then give me two regular, two black and two decaf."