Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Plumbing Bits

Got this note worth sharing . . .

Hi Dick

I haven't got the time to concentrate on preparing an ad but I
thought I'd share a couple of one liners that I have seen around here
on the back of plumbers utes (Utilities)

"I repair what your husband fixed yesterday - Don't sleep with a
drip...."

And then for a concreter:

I Come
I Quote
I Concrete

William the concreter

Regards

William Barry
Small Business and Tourism Officer
City of Wanneroo
23 Dundebar Rd
Wanneroo
WA 6065

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Redneck CPR

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"