Strange Actual Newspaper Headlines

 

Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men

 

Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On

 

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear

 

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

 

Lack of Brains Hinders Research

 

Sausage Lands Grandmother in Jail

 

Chef Finds New Game as Rat Exterminator

 

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

 

How to Combat That Feeling of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs

 

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

 

Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

 

Chicken Banned From Crossing the Road

 

Falling Limb Injures Man at Golf Championship

 

Suspect: Bombs Not Meant to Harm

 

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

 

Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim

 

Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space

 

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish

 

Physicist Recommends Bigger Balls to Slow Down Male Tennis Players

 

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

 

Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden

 

Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-Free

 

Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

 

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

 

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Dead

 

War Dims Hope for Peace

 

Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store

 

Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side