Quickies

Thanks to Jonno
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-----Original Message-----
From: "Jonno Alcaro" <jonno@archipelago7107.com>

Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:04:48
To:"Jonno Alcaro " <jsa@alcaro.org>
Subject: My New Favs


 
When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box. I was an only child…eventually.
 
I constantly walk into a room and don't remember why. But for some reason, I think that there will be a clue in the fridge.
 
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
 
I'm on that diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. It's a good diet. I've lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
 
I called a discount exterminator and a guy showed up with a rolled up magazine.
 
Women don't want to hear what you think. They want to hear what they think in a deeper voice,
 
Bada-bing!