Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Redneck CPR

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps
to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"

1 Comments:

Blogger Claudine said...

Sometimes hitting the next blog button really pays off. Funny site.

10:58 AM

 

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