Redneck Jokes
REDNECK JOKES:
Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally
involved.
What's the most popular pickup line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth.
How do you know when you're staying in Tennessee?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the front desk says "go ahead".
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Tennessee? A documentary.
What do they call them in Kentucky? Life styles of the rich and
famous.
How many Tennessee rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Tennessee state lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Nashville burned
down?
Yep, pertinear took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Tennessee?
I-40
A Tennessee State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The driver says, " 'bout what"?
A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets
divorced, they are still brother and sister.
What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told
Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you
live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive" The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag
her over to Oak St. and you pick her up there?"
Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally
involved.
What's the most popular pickup line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth.
How do you know when you're staying in Tennessee?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the front desk says "go ahead".
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Tennessee? A documentary.
What do they call them in Kentucky? Life styles of the rich and
famous.
How many Tennessee rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Tennessee state lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Nashville burned
down?
Yep, pertinear took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Tennessee?
I-40
A Tennessee State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The driver says, " 'bout what"?
A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets
divorced, they are still brother and sister.
What do you get when you have 32 Tennesseans in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told
Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you
live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive" The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag
her over to Oak St. and you pick her up there?"
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