Dental Humor

 A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong
with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,

"That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is
completely corroded. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months
ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was
delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on
everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it."

"Well," says the dentist, "that's probably the problem.
Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is
highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you
a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asks the patient.

The dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows there's no
plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"