A Close relationship with the Vet

 

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned out
the ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she
wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get
some "Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her "If you're going to use this under
your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. And if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."


The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

 

 

 

Submitted by John Kelsey www.kelseygroup.com