We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons" where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown

Well, how about some "assicons?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass