Sven and Ole classic

Ole is a farmer from Montana. He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota.

He drives to Nordakota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she
gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls,

the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then
reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to
buy the cow and take it home.

He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says,"Hey Sven, come and look at
dis here new cow I yust bought.

Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota,
yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you
know?"

Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota!"