Reattachment

A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn
from his body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made
it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't
cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic. He had three
choices - small for $3,500; medium for $6,500 or large for $14,
000.

The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor
suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a
final decision was made.

The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his
wife and told her their options.

The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad. "Did you
make a decision?" the doctor asked.

"Yes," said the man. "She'd rather remodel the kitchen!"