Farmer's Daughters - submitted by John Kelsey

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he
explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one
of them. The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so
you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and
suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with
the second daughter. The next day the farmer again asked how things
went. "Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you
can hardly tell cross-eyed." The farmer nodded and suggested he date
the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did. The next
morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed right away. Months
later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could
happen considering the beauty of the parents. "Well," explained the
farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell
pregnant when you met her."