Lightbulb Joke

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a

light bulb?

A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a

light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.

They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS

before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they

wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that

they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past

SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,

actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that

they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the

STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND

UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER

THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!

BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT

THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL

SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE

12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE. THE ENTIRE

HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?