Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Watch the Apples

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for
lunch. At the beginning of the line there was a large pile of
apples. A nun had written a note,

"Take only one, God is watching."

At the end of the line there was a large stack of chocolate chip
cookies. A boy wrote a note and left it on the cookies that said,

"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

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