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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Blondes at Work

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes
out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well
being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

To which the blonde replies: "Early this morning I got
a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, says to
the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the
day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off
to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off
here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the
best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as
usual.
"If you need anything, just let me know."

Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check
on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees
her hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her,
asking,

"What's the problem...are you gonna be ok??"

"No...." exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from
my sister.
She told me that HER mom died too!!"

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