Hilarious DUCK Hunter Story- Darwin Award Nominee

Two hunters from Michigan--(true story or so this
claims) This is from a radio program, a true report of
an incident in Michigan:

A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500
and has $560 monthly payments. He and a friend go duck
hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are
frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the
guns, the dog, and of course the new vehicle.

They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now,
they want to make some kind of a natural landing area
for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.
In order to make a hole large enough to look like
something a wandering duck would fly down and land on,
it is going to take a little more effort than an ice
hole drill.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick
of dynamite with a short, 40-
second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take
into consideration that they want to place the stick
of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where
they are standing (and the new Navigator), because
they don't want to take the risk of slipping on the
ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly
go up in smoke with the resulting blast.

They light the 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned
the vehicle, the guns and the dog? Let's talk about
the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for
RETRIEVING. Especially things thrown by the owner.

You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of
doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of
dynamite with the burning
40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two
men yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to
do now.

The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys
grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
loaded with # 8 buckshot, hardly big enough to stop a
Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly
confused, but continues on.
Another shot and this time the dog, still standing,
becomes really confused and of course terrified,
thinking these two geniuses have gone insane.

The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new
Navigator. ----BOOM!---- Dog and Navigator are blown
to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very
large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with
this "I can't believe this happened"
look on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a
lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered. He
still had yet to make the first of those $560 a month
payments!

And you thought your day was not going well?

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