Buford and Festus were talking one afternoon when Buford tells Festus, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Mabelene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Mabelene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Mabelene didn't get pregnant again."

Festus asks Buford, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Buford says, "This year I'm taking Mabelene with me."