Buford's new truck

One day, Festus was walking down Main Street when he

saw Buford driving a brand new pickup.

Buford pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Buford, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Buford  replied.

"She gave it to you?  I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a

new truck?"

"Well, Festus, let me tell you what happened. We were

driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.

Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive,

and headed into the woods.  She parked the truck, got out, threw

off all her clothes and said 'Buford, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

Buford , you're a smart man!.  Her clothes woulda never fit you".