Saturday Night Bender

A very drunk gent checked into a hotel late one Saturday

night.

He awoke quite ill, and summoned a bellboy to fetch

him a bottle of whiskey and a Sunday newspaper.

The bellhop was gone a long time.

When he returned, the lush remarked, "It must be hard to

buy a bottle in this town on Sunday."

"There was no trouble with the liquor," replied the bellboy,

"but it's tough finding a Sunday paper on Tuesday."